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Down at the office Bostwick boasted to from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
Down at the office Bostwick boasted to one of his buddies, "My son Arthur is smarter even than Abraham Lincoln. Arthur could recite the Gettysburg Address when he was ten years old. Lincoln didn't say it till he was fifty!"
Down at the office Bostwick boasted to one of his buddies, "My son Arthur is smarter even than Abraham Lincoln. Arthur could recite the Gettysburg Address when he was ten years old. Lincoln didn't say it till he was fifty!"
At dinner Seth said to his father from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
At dinner, Seth said to his father, "Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it's all your fault." "How's that?" asked the master of the house. "Remember I asked you how much $500,000 was?" "Yeah, I remember." "Well, 'a helluva lot' ain't the right answer."
At dinner, Seth said to his father, "Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it's all your fault." "How's that?" asked the master of the house. "Remember I asked you how much $500,000 was?" "Yeah, I remember." "Well, 'a helluva lot' ain't the right answer."
What are you reading demanded the father from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
"What are you reading?" demanded the father of his seven-year-old. "A story about a cow jumping over the moon," was the reply. "Throw that book away at once," he commanded. "How many times have I told you you're too young to read science fiction?"
"What are you reading?" demanded the father of his seven-year-old. "A story about a cow jumping over the moon," was the reply. "Throw that book away at once," he commanded. "How many times have I told you you're too young to read science fiction?"
An irate father stormed into the principals from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
An irate father stormed into the principal's office. "I demand to know," he screamed, "why my son Winslow was given a zero on his English examination." "Now, don't get excited," said the principal. "We'll get your Winslow's English teacher in here. I'm sure she has some explanation." A few minutes later, the English teacher arrived. "Why did you give Winslow a zero on his English final?" demanded the father. "I had no choice," said the schoolmarm. "He handed in a blank paper with absolutely nothing on it." "That's no excuse," shouted the father. "You could have at least given him an 'A' for neatness!"
An irate father stormed into the principal's office. "I demand to know," he screamed, "why my son Winslow was given a zero on his English examination." "Now, don't get excited," said the principal. "We'll get your Winslow's English teacher in here. I'm sure she has some explanation." A few minutes later, the English teacher arrived. "Why did you give Winslow a zero on his English final?" demanded the father. "I had no choice," said the schoolmarm. "He handed in a blank paper with absolutely nothing on it." "That's no excuse," shouted the father. "You could have at least given him an 'A' for neatness!"
Talbot and his son James were called from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs. Cren-shaw's classroom. "Mr. Talbot," said the teacher, "I asked James 'Who shot Abraham Lincoln?' and he said that he didn't do it!" "Well, teacher," said Talbot, "if my kid said he didn't do it he didn't do it!" Father and son left the school, and on their way home Talbot turned to the boy and asked, "Tell me, son, did you do it?" '
Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs. Cren-shaw's classroom. "Mr. Talbot," said the teacher, "I asked James 'Who shot Abraham Lincoln?' and he said that he didn't do it!" "Well, teacher," said Talbot, "if my kid said he didn't do it he didn't do it!" Father and son left the school, and on their way home Talbot turned to the boy and asked, "Tell me, son, did you do it?" '
Son What is an autobiography Father Er from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
Son: What is an autobiography? Father: Er, the story of an automobile.
Son: What is an autobiography? Father: Er, the story of an automobile.
Dad why do you write so slow from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
"Dad, why do you write so slow?" asked Dennis. "I have to," replied his father. "I'm a slow reader."
"Dad, why do you write so slow?" asked Dennis. "I have to," replied his father. "I'm a slow reader."
Dad do you believe in Buddha Why from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
"Dad, do you believe in Buddha?" "Why, of course, but I think margarine is just as good."
"Dad, do you believe in Buddha?" "Why, of course, but I think margarine is just as good."
Papa who was Hamlet You birdbrain Bring from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
"Papa, who was Hamlet?" "You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and I'll show you who he was."
"Papa, who was Hamlet?" "You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and I'll show you who he was."
Young Bobby was being fitted for glasses from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
Young Bobby was being fitted for glasses, and his father, standing beside him, said, "Now, remember, son. Don't wear them when you're not looking at anything."
Young Bobby was being fitted for glasses, and his father, standing beside him, said, "Now, remember, son. Don't wear them when you're not looking at anything."
Father Dont you think our son gets from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
Father: Don't you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.
Father: Don't you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.
Can I go outside and watch the from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
"Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?" asked Rupert. "Okay," replied his father, "but don't stand too close."
"Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?" asked Rupert. "Okay," replied his father, "but don't stand too close."
Son Where are the Himalayas Father If from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
Son: Where are the Himalayas? Father: If you'd put things away, you'd know where to find them.
Son: Where are the Himalayas? Father: If you'd put things away, you'd know where to find them.
Tad looked up from the book on from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
Tad looked up from the book on ancient history he was reading and asked his father, "Pop, what's a millennium?" "Well," he muttered, "I think it's something like a centennial, only it has more legs!"
Tad looked up from the book on ancient history he was reading and asked his father, "Pop, what's a millennium?" "Well," he muttered, "I think it's something like a centennial, only it has more legs!"
NEWS ITEM Kidnappers grabbed a little boy from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and two days later sent him home with a ransom note. His parents immediately sent the kid back with the money.
NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and two days later sent him home with a ransom note. His parents immediately sent the kid back with the money.
When Ben hit his thumb with a from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words. Shocked by her son's outburst, his mother said, "Don't you dare use that kind of language in here." "William Shakespeare did," replied Ben. "Well, you'd better stop going around with him," said Mom.
When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words. Shocked by her son's outburst, his mother said, "Don't you dare use that kind of language in here." "William Shakespeare did," replied Ben. "Well, you'd better stop going around with him," said Mom.
We spend the first twelve months of from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!
What didnt Adam and Eve have that from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has? Parents.
What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has? Parents.
Why are parents boringBecause theyre groanups Parent from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
Why are parents boring? Because they're groan-ups.
Why are parents boring? Because they're groan-ups.
Whats another name for an parentSomeone whos from Flashcomment Parent jokes Jokes
What's another name for an parent? Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
What's another name for an parent? Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
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